Here’s me as Vincent Price from Yacht Rock episode 5, my…



Here’s me as Vincent Price from Yacht Rock episode 5, my web video debut back in 2005.

Missed the #YachtRock10 anniversary screening party tonight due to family eviction crisis - BUT the all-smirking eye of @dustinmartian was there!

Many thx to JD Ryznar, Hunter Stair and Dave Lyons for making me a star. Fcuk the haters.

#vincentprice #yachtrock #channel101 #smyoothmusic

“I’m just a piece of shit. And I’m white. And I’m fat. And I’m just an asshole that came out of it’s…”

“I’m just a piece of shit. And I’m white. And I’m fat. And I’m just an asshole that came out of it’s own asshole. And it sucks…because when you’re young all you want is pizza and you get old and you just BECOME FUCKING PIZZA. And the toppings are failure and fuck, and cunt. And you just shit out of your own ass like an asshole pizza fuck out of a cunt fuck shit. Fuck. Why? God. Fuck. Daughter. Fuck.”

- James Adomian’s Louis CK impression is the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in a long time. (via takelotswithalcohol)