Staring at liquor bottles all night like that’s what I came out to the bar to do.
Grand Central Terminal, the most beautiful building in New York.
Right after this pic we went inside where I slipped in vomit avoiding a puddle of piss.
Me at this point
This spinach, she is good spinach.
“Mm, Thanksgiving indeed” - Mr. Porkington
As the holiday shopping season approaches, consider Joseph Stalin’s gift basket to Franklin Roosevelt: bear claw gloves, Russian cigarettes and a tommy gun.
#blackfriday #yaltaconference #whattogetthemanwhohaseverything
It’s amazing FDR was able to keep his disability hidden from the public with wheels like this.
Dropped by Frankie R’s house in Hyde Park
Polite sticker wall #nooverlap
My rider explicitly requires accurate depictions of bible stories in my dressing room.