New #ChapoTrapHouse! #ChrisMatthews #AlexJones #JeffSessions and of course my dear fools, #GORKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Exactly one year ago, we released Trump vs. Bernie: Debate for America. Today, my dear friend Anthony Atamanuik stars in the big debut of The President Show. Things are looking up, Tony!
@comedyattheknit 9pm tonight in Brooklyn!
Tomorrow I’m up at Night Train too …
Same as the night we met …
#TalkShowGameShow with @guybranum is on 10pm tonight - RIGHT NOW? - on @trutv!
In doing taxes, I found some fun 2016 stuff. Here is like half the shit I was carrying out on stage every night last year for the Trump vs. Bernie tour. So many percentages.
(Special thanks to Matt Stoller who gave me the full three-volume copy of the actual fucking US budget.)
#TrumpvsBernie #BernieSanders #JamesAdomian
If you’re missing my Sebastian Gorka appearances on #ChapoTrapHouse then you are not thinking five Stratego moves ahead like GORKA.
INT. SMOOTHIE PALACE
Are you a Loyalist to the Antioxidant Blend?
I’m a patriot! Long live Papaya - !
Açai SLAPS him.
You are a traitor and a rotten berry.
Give him another cayenne ginger shot.
“I am the trumpet in the sky!
I am the bringer of death!
I am the firedog - according to Gyna!” #DonaldTrump #AnthonyAtamanuik #TrumpvsBernie
“You are something the whole universe is doing, in the same way that a wave is something the whole ocean is doing.” #AlanWatts