“As the cop handcuffed André, they just decided to go at it in the middle of the restaurant. ‘That’s my friend James Adomian, he’s a comedian, and he’s the first dude I frenched,’ André said. ‘It was like frenching a girl with a beard.’
André didn’t say if he was gay/queer or not, though Adomian is a gay comedian. ‘I was in to it, the dude’s a f***ing hunk,’ André said. ‘He’s a great kisser.’”
DC/VA: Doing two shows at the Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse FRI 4/3 - SAT 4/4 in Arlington, Virginia, which is not part of the District of Columbia anymore but is once again part of the Union!
NEW YORK: Dust off your top hats and flapper feathers, cuz I’m back at Carolines on Broadway one night only THU 4/16! Tix are only $10 if you use the code JADO online!
TORONTO: See me at Comedy Bar FRI 4/17 - SUN 4/19 and also hopefully hear me! The improvised Sheriff of Nottingham vs. Robin Hood show was such a hit last year we’re bringing it back, plus four boring old regular hilarious standup shows into the weekend!
CHICAGO: You spoke and we listened! Nevertheless, we’ve apparently chosen to ignore you because I’m coming back to Zanies THU 4/23 - SUN 4/26! I’m doing so many shows you’ll have to try not to see me, but even that doesn’t always work!
Citibank, Chase and Bank of America threaten to punish ALL Democrats after Elizabeth Warren says they are too powerful.
Ram Dass has been fucking me hard these last few nights.
Tom Leykis at Comedy Bang Bang live from SXSW!