James Adomian http://jamesadomian.com Comedian Thu, 27 Apr 2017 19:50:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4.9 New #ChapoTrapHouse! #ChrisMatthews #AlexJones #JeffSessions and… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/160058314289 Thu, 27 Apr 2017 19:50:35 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/160058314289

New #ChapoTrapHouse! #ChrisMatthews #AlexJones #JeffSessions and of course my dear fools, #GORKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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April 27th Exactly one year ago, we released Trump vs. Bernie:… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/160057816944 Thu, 27 Apr 2017 19:33:18 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/160057816944

April 27th

Exactly one year ago, we released Trump vs. Bernie: Debate for America. Today, my dear friend Anthony Atamanuik stars in the big debut of The President Show. Things are looking up, Tony!

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@comedyattheknit 9pm tonight in Brooklyn! Tomorrow I’m up… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159905488679 Sun, 23 Apr 2017 17:21:04 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159905488679

@comedyattheknit 9pm tonight in Brooklyn!

Tomorrow I’m up at Night Train too …

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@comedyattheknit 9pm tonight in Brooklyn!

Tomorrow I’m up at Night Train too …

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Same as the night we met … #TalkShowGameShow with… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159774309899 Thu, 20 Apr 2017 02:02:51 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159774309899

Same as the night we met …

#TalkShowGameShow with @guybranum is on 10pm tonight - RIGHT NOW? - on @trutv!
@guybranum

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Same as the night we met …

#TalkShowGameShow with @guybranum is on 10pm tonight - RIGHT NOW? - on @trutv!
@guybranum

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In doing taxes, I found some fun 2016 stuff. Here is like half… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159744026234 Wed, 19 Apr 2017 05:40:28 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159744026234

In doing taxes, I found some fun 2016 stuff. Here is like half the shit I was carrying out on stage every night last year for the Trump vs. Bernie tour. So many percentages.

(Special thanks to Matt Stoller who gave me the full three-volume copy of the actual fucking US budget.)

#TrumpvsBernie #BernieSanders #JamesAdomian

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If you’re missing my Sebastian Gorka appearances on… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159438485974 Tue, 11 Apr 2017 03:09:25 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159438485974

If you’re missing my Sebastian Gorka appearances on #ChapoTrapHouse then you are not thinking five Stratego moves ahead like GORKA.

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If you’re missing my Sebastian Gorka appearances on #ChapoTrapHouse then you are not thinking five Stratego moves ahead like GORKA.

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INT. SMOOTHIE PALACE LORD AÇAI Are you a Loyalist to the… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159350982219 Sat, 08 Apr 2017 21:49:45 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159350982219

INT. SMOOTHIE PALACE

LORD AÇAI
Are you a Loyalist to the Antioxidant Blend?

CAPTAIN RASPERRY
I’m a patriot! Long live Papaya - !

Açai SLAPS him.

LORD AÇAI
You are a traitor and a rotten berry.
(to guards)
Give him another cayenne ginger shot.

CAPTAIN RASPBERRY
Nnnnoooooooooo!!!

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INT. SMOOTHIE PALACE

LORD AÇAI
Are you a Loyalist to the Antioxidant Blend?

CAPTAIN RASPERRY
I’m a patriot! Long live Papaya - !

Açai SLAPS him.

LORD AÇAI
You are a traitor and a rotten berry.
(to guards)
Give him another cayenne ginger shot.

CAPTAIN RASPBERRY
Nnnnoooooooooo!!!

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“I am the trumpet in the sky! I am the bringer of death! I… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159295201049 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 08:12:17 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159295201049

“I am the trumpet in the sky!
I am the bringer of death!
I am the firedog - according to Gyna!” #DonaldTrump #AnthonyAtamanuik #TrumpvsBernie

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“I am the trumpet in the sky!
I am the bringer of death!
I am the firedog - according to Gyna!” #DonaldTrump #AnthonyAtamanuik #TrumpvsBernie

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“You are something the whole universe is doing, in the… https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159295192179 Fri, 07 Apr 2017 08:11:42 +0000 https://jamesadomian.tumblr.com/post/159295192179

“You are something the whole universe is doing, in the same way that a wave is something the whole ocean is doing.” #AlanWatts

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“You are something the whole universe is doing, in the same way that a wave is something the whole ocean is doing.” #AlanWatts

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